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You didn’t ask? That’s amazing, are you a dictator? A god? The most important person in the world? No? Then why would you say that like it matters? “I come out as a homosexual, this is really hard for me and I hope you respect that.” “Did I ask?” no, you did not ask, we couldn’t care less if you asked, you are nothing compared to the universe. Do you think your opinion holds a higher meaning than anyone else’s? You could’ve said anything, something creative, even an ok or you not saying a word would be better than the phrase “Did I ask?” we get it, you never asked, but did anyone ask about you asking? Even if you said that you traveled the world to find out who asked, who asked you to do that? You didn’t ask for their opinion, but nobody asked if you care at all. You aren’t creative or smart. Even a caveman grunts and ooga boogas would be better than that phrase. Now stop pretending to be a god and go back to school to learn how to respect people


Hi Progressive Leftist. If your idea of a man is sitting around in your skinny jeans sipping on a grande peppermint mocha made with soy topped off with whip, then you do you. I’m going to do me, which is a God Fearing American ! :us: who loves this country and flag.

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I’ve been depersoned so much my profile pic on Pleroma GitLab was deleted. Is this how to treat a core developer? I don’t even know who you are.

Also your migration fucked up my server.

Also you’re not an anime cat girl, Jesus Christ.

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(lmao, i was legit just about to post this here)

i loooooooove how he capitalises GitLab, gotta follow the official GitLab™ Brand Guidelines

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This is also why he says the person isn’t a cat girl, because he knows that you only be a CatGirl™ if you’re from the Nekomusume region of Japan

What repression do you mean? Gender dysphoria? I’m lucky enough not to have developed any actual dysphoria, since I’ve only ever had mild autogynephilia. Even that seems to have mostly disappeared over the course of the last few years. I’ve never repressed it when it was still a bit stronger, trust me. I would probably still enjoy it if a gf put me in some kind of femboy outfit, but I don’t feel enough desire to actively pursue it, or do it on my own.


I’m a nonconformist and society has been trying to kill me since day 1. They want to force me into a little box and when they can’t, they try to eradicate me. They resent the life I’ve struggled to build for myself outside their stupid system.

You know, in that way I’m actually not much different from a tranny, it’s just my gender is Alex Gleason.


Anyway enough shitposting, I gotta do productive things now like working on the FeministWiki and articles exposing sexism in Free Software

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Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you’re so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone’s happy ;) nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you’re so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn’t stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I’m getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your cock your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your cock salty goodness~ eyes role back and goes balls deep mmmm~ moans and suckles

Content: Indirect promotion of violence. Guns and other kind of offensive tools are not to promote, be happy with, and similar non-sense. This only promotes and attracts endless violence and also there is no ethics about it.


I can’t decide whether to post this in copypasta or bad fedi posts

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copypasta is basically just bad fedi posts at this point

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I’m being spammed with gay porn. That’s the side you are taking here. Also I didn’t say Jean de arc is trans lol. Just got reminded of her by that one person who asked

President Biden has had our backs.

He really has.

We need to have his back now.

We know he isn’t a criminal.

We know he would never, under any circumstance, place national security at risk.

When we see the media try to trash his reputation, we need to call them out.

Don’t click on the clickbait, and turn the channel if a reporter tries to start a feeding frenzy.

Republicans are the danger.

#politics #biden

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