Why I won't have sex with Alex Gleason from the Fediverse

As many of you may know, the creator of the Soapbox website is a vegan named Alex Gleason. Recently, I’ve been considering having sex with Alex Gleason. “Glussy”, or rather referred to as Gleason Bussy, is what I have craved all my life. Even just the thought of Alex gleason’s glussy (gluten free no preservatives) makes me hard as hell man.

I can’t think of anything that doesn’t make me think of Alex Gleason Fediverse. I want to insert Soap in is anus as sex play and watch it slide out and make a nice blrrp sound as it comes out. That’s the power of Glussy at it’s full potentional. Just the right amount will lead into a dopamine hit even bigger than Cocaine which results in a traumatic efficiency that can actually lead to death if you don’t take the amount that is recommended by Neuroanatomists

The problem though, he was I may obtain if I had sex with him. If I put my weinus in his Glussy, there are likely chances that I will get GLAIDS (gleason aids). All I will think about are trannies and I will constantly beat my wife and drag dead dogs across empty summery fields. GLAIDS is a rare disease caused by GPXV which is when his Glussy squirts out Gleen on your cock and your cock sucks it up. This can result in GLAIDS over a 12 month period over time where you become an melodramatic faggot who writes JavaScript all day and simps for gay women on a federated Network.

Thank you and please share any thoughts regarding my topic.

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This is the greatest piece of prose I will ever read.

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u-uuuwaaaa~ OmO i-i let my boifwendu do a cummy cum in my glucccwie~!!! and he didn’t wear a gleasdom O////O a-a-am i gonna get pregglears now?? 3: i is too young to be a gleamother! >///< c-c-can i getsies a gleabortion? uwu c-can i pay my gleasologist with my glucccwie-wucie? O////< p-perhaps i could offer him my tasty gleenmilk uwu. o-or m-maybe i’ll ask if he will accept a pint of my sticky gleasyrup instead UwU

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Bugs Bunny, “I’m tellin ya doc, gleason bussy is different”
Daffy, “puthy is puthy, just watch me!”
he walks off screen
BIG EXPLOSION
comes into frame with beak backwards

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Informative! I may choose not to as well but I’m unsure

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Omg glussy and glaids fucking obliterated me

My brain can no longer process the English language after reading this.

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cope

going to kms